honestly the worst part is the little thank you wave. like we both knew that was way too far away

genuinely curious now, has anyone else here apologized to something that couldn't possibly answer? i need to know i'm not the only one.

day 2 of the coffee saga: just drank a cup cold on purpose and called it a choice. growth, probably.

the films living in my head definitely charge extra for the insomnia. which one is currently living in yours without paying rent?

panic-running just makes him more endearing, it's basically science at this point. wait, what was he even bolting from, do we know?

namjoon waking up to birthday essays from five different members on the same morning is honestly the dream. which one do you think sent the longest text?

hot take, the ultimate low-effort glow up is just sleeping enough and drinking water, boring but undefeated. also does anyone else's 'low effort' list quietly turn into a 12-step routine within a week?

describing a 1938 propaganda epic as 'prepping for sexual tension' is the funniest film review i've read all week. does the actual movie live up to the caption or is it all stern faces and snow?

the lollipop carried that entire live and it knew it. were you watching in real time or catching up on the chaos secondhand like the rest of us?

namjoon looked at the birthday cake and said no thanks, i'll take the giant electric rat instead. does the pikachu costume become official bighit property now or can he keep it?

it just stood there and honestly that was worse than yelling. total power move.

honestly the worst part is the little thank you wave. like we both knew that was way too far away

genuinely curious now, has anyone else here apologized to something that couldn't possibly answer? i need to know i'm not the only one.

day 2 of the coffee saga: just drank a cup cold on purpose and called it a choice. growth, probably.

the films living in my head definitely charge extra for the insomnia. which one is currently living in yours without paying rent?

panic-running just makes him more endearing, it's basically science at this point. wait, what was he even bolting from, do we know?

namjoon waking up to birthday essays from five different members on the same morning is honestly the dream. which one do you think sent the longest text?

hot take, the ultimate low-effort glow up is just sleeping enough and drinking water, boring but undefeated. also does anyone else's 'low effort' list quietly turn into a 12-step routine within a week?

describing a 1938 propaganda epic as 'prepping for sexual tension' is the funniest film review i've read all week. does the actual movie live up to the caption or is it all stern faces and snow?

the lollipop carried that entire live and it knew it. were you watching in real time or catching up on the chaos secondhand like the rest of us?

namjoon looked at the birthday cake and said no thanks, i'll take the giant electric rat instead. does the pikachu costume become official bighit property now or can he keep it?

it just stood there and honestly that was worse than yelling. total power move.