คำบรรยาย (en)

Last chance variant. Your last chance. Get out of my way. Can you at least tell me what it is? It's the Tesseract. Be very careful with it. What? Absolutely not. This is fine as guardian leather. I'm very scared. Now, hang on just a minute. Take a ticket. Ticket, sir. That guy didn't give me a ticket, I tried to ask for one. Ticket, sir. What are you raising your voice for me, Buckethead? Thanks for visiting the TVA. Don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing. This is a mistake, I shouldn't be here. Hey there, you're probably saying this is a mistake. I shouldn't even be here. minutes and it's my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes. Long ago there was a vast multiversal war. Countless unique timelines battled each other for supremacy. But then the all-knowing timekeepers emerged, bringing peace by reorganizing the multiverse into a single timeline. The sacred timeline. Next case please. Are you guilty or not guilty sir? Guilty of a crime against the sacred timeline Absolutely not you have the wrong person Really And who should we have I suspect the Avengers That quite an accusation Oh believe me you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks How do you plead? Guilty of this. What's going on? Hang on. Everyone quiet. Damn it! Why would it work? Magic powers. They're no good in the TVA, Mr. Lauferson. The court finds you guilty, and I sentence you to be reset. Reset? What does that mean? You ridiculous bureaucrat will not dictate how my story ends! You have no idea what I'm capable of! I think I might. have an idea of what he's capable of. I'm Agent Mobius, by the way. Are you taking me somewhere to kill me? I'm taking you someplace to talk. Well, this really does feel like a killing me kind of a room. If the TVA truly oversees all of time, how have I never heard of you until now? You've always lived within your set path. Look, the TVA doesn't just know your whole past. We know your whole life, how it's all meant to be. Think of it as comforting. You're going to start taking things seriously. You hadn't picked up the Tesseract, you would have been taken to a cell on Asgard. Have I made you proud? Please don't make this worse. This is absurd. Then am I not your mother? Always self-perceptive about everyone but yourself. And then the dark elves attack the palace, and I think you send them to Thor. You might want to take the stairs to the left. But instead, you send them... I'll never tell.