คำบรรยาย (en)

You can look us over, but don't think you're going to do the choosing. All the way from Independence, I've been staring at two things. One was this picture, and the other was the rump of a mule. And don't ask me which one was prettier. This picture got me across, and I got this picture across. And nobody chooses him but me. Oh, don't get a breeze up, it ain't you. It's you. Smokinokin, what are you waiting for? This is no time to be bashful. A redhead. You're much prettier than I expected. You look tall in your picture. Don't worry. I'm tall enough. The End