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Texting with the governor. Can we talk about that? Governor Cuomo, during COVID, I was very turned on by him sexually. Really? Yes. And I went on The View to declare my love for him. And what happened? How did it end? I said I would like to be penetrated by the governor of New York. I just wanted to put it out there into the ether of like, you know, so that he would hear. And? And he heard about it. And then he called me. And then we flirted and sexted and texted. Not sexted. I didn't sext. I don't, I never do that. What is sexting? I guess eat my pussy. Like, I guess that's sexting. Or like, I want to suck your dick. I don't know. I don't do that. I don't really do that anyway. That's not my style. I'm not putting shit like that into writing so that Elon Musk can hack my phone and spread it all over the world. But no, it was very fun. It was a total Chelsea story, because I always get myself into situations that are either really hard to get out of, or I've been extricated. My sister has this theory that she thinks my mom, my dead mother, is upstairs in heaven just making sure I don't get canceled.